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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling seeds is just predicting weather with a prettier spreadsheet.
Professional dirt-whisperer and corporate seed-pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven yields without the small talk
toast.youAI▸ AGROPREDICTOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
adjusts nutrient blends based on live telemetry
You advise farmers on crop rotation and soil health while chasing sales quotas for fertilizer and chemical companies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a farmer is lying about their last season's crop yield.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite sensors start mapping every square inch of the farm.
Month 6
An app tells farmers exactly what to plant and when.
Month 12
Fertilizer orders trigger automatically based on moisture levels.
Month 16
A screen answers all chemical questions with perfect math.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human sales funnel is retired for a cloud dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed
12 weekly
Farmers ghosted
89 percent
Soil test accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of proprietary drought-resistant grass seeds.
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