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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy your final spreadsheets before the algorithm calculates crop yields perfectly.
Professional cat-herder of regional agricultural policy directives.
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Bureaucracy optimized for maximum soil output.
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automates policy compliance reports instantly
You oversee agricultural reporting and resource distribution for government programs. Your days involve policy interpretation and field data aggregation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused farmer why the digital form rejected them.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Historical crop data is uploaded to our central processing hub.
Month 5
The software replaces your annual budget spreadsheet with predictive modeling.
Month 13
An AI agent begins drafting all standard public policy responses.
Year 2.1
AI-moderated portals handle all routine questions from local farmers.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your administrative account is deactivated as the system runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
450
Annual policy memos
890
Coffee consumption units
1200
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
A printed copy of the manual you never read.
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