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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsPlanting seeds and farming clicks for a crop that never grows.
Combining dirt-under-the-fingernails with SEO keyword stuffing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Farms your data while you farm dirt.
stretchy.youAI▸ AGRIBOT MARKETER PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises crop yields and ad spend simultaneously
You manage soil health and crop yields while desperately tweeting and chasing search engine rankings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if the field looks healthy by just standing in it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors take over the job of checking moisture and nitrogen levels.
Month 3
Bots start recycling tractor photos into generic social media updates.
Month 6
Generative models produce SEO blogs faster than any human farmer can.
Month 10
Predictive software calculates optimal planting dates better than your gut feeling.
Month 14 · D-Day
The farm runs autonomously without a human markting layer in sight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.1% growth
Click-through rate
too much
Fertilizer cost
never enough
Soil sensors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital fertilizer.
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