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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsPlanting seeds is just pattern recognition with better mud.
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Perfect rows every time, no coffee breaks.
sluurp.you▸ SOWMASTER V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
sows entire fields while you sleep
You walk rows spreading seeds by hand or machine. Then you wait for nature to do the hard work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the rain on the soil and decide to wait.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Satellite imagery plots every inch of your field for accuracy.
Year 8
Small robots start precision-dropping seeds in your established rows.
Year 19
Soil moisture sensors replace your manual checking of the dirt.
Year 30
Multiple units finish the field before the rain starts.
Year 40 · D-Day
The farm runs perfectly without a single footprint in the soil.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
4,000
Seeds dropped per minute
4 hours
Time spent staring at clouds
High
Average mud density tolerance
Your severance
One complimentary lifetime supply of premium organic fertilizer.
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