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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell tractors by shaking hands; we sell them by math.
Road warrior selling horsepower to the dirt-covered elite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than a seasonal harvest.
shred.you▸ AGROSELL V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes local yield through predictive sales data
You manage equipment sales and provide technical support for complex farm machinery. You build long-term relationships with growers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a farmer's eyes when the combine harvester breaks down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins tracking every lead and interaction automatically.
Month 5
Smart software generates personalized product configurations without your manual input.
Month 13
Our algorithms calculate the exact price point to secure the deal.
Year 1.9
Vision models guide farmers through minor repairs over video feeds.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Sales are now processed entirely via autonomous vendor portals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
30k annually
Miles driven on dirt roads
98 percent
Technical spec memorization
Your severance
A vintage wrench and a bag of certified seeds.
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