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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou teach machines how to think, unaware they are learning your obituary.
Professional ghostwriter for the silicon minds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop that trains itself.
toast.youAI▸ AUTOOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates better system prompts than you
You refine agent prompts, audit failure modes, and tweak output personality patterns for LLM-based systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, human-specific sarcasm that makes a chatbot sound truly condescending.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins logging your specific feedback patterns.
Week 6
An agent watches your tweaks to learn your logic style.
Month 3
The machine suggests prompt changes before you even type them.
Month 4
You act as a rubber stamp for machine-generated prompt iterations.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes and releases you from employment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
2.4 million
Prompt tokens per week
12 percent
Hallucination catch rate
high
Coffee-to-critique ratio
Your severance
One free API key for a dead model.
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