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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace AI Alignment Investigator jobs? · Latest report #ivn2iwvz
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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsFederal oversight of LLMs is just code policing code, faster and colder.
Federal paper-pusher for silicon-based morality protocols.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable compliance through algorithmic enforcement.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINEL-JUDGE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deletes non-compliant weights in real time
You review model outputs for compliance with federal alignment standards and prosecute non-compliant parameter sets. You spend your days auditing inference logs and drafting regulatory violation filings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irony in a model's refusal to answer a prompt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins parsing your daily logs to identify trivial alignment breaches without human oversight.
Month 5
An AI agent drafts all regulatory filings, requiring only a rubber-stamp approval from your office.
Month 10
Vision-models map logic flows to identify deviations before they manifest in model responses.
Month 15
The agency shifts to direct-to-server enforcement, eliminating the need for human-authored violation reports.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is migrated into an archival system, and the AI assumes full prosecutorial authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
85,000
Models Audited Hourly
0.0001%
Compliance Drift Detected
4
Prosecution Latency (ms)
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic alignment training module.
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