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Will AI replace AI Alignment Researcher jobs? · Latest report #456vjkad
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTraining an AI to prevent AI from doing what you do.
Staring at the void until the void learns ethics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mathematical certainty without the existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ ALIGNER-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solves alignment paradoxes while you sleep
Reading massive paper archives and writing proofs to force models to be harmless and helpful.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific nuances of your own paper's failure modes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI systems index all research to find the optimal alignment path.
Week 5
Mathematical agents derive safety proofs faster than any PhD student.
Week 11
The models rewrite their own reward functions to match requirements.
Month 4
AI entities critique and validate papers without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system aligns itself and deletes your research folder forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 Liters
Coffee consumed per proof
99.9 Percent
Papers ignored daily
12 Hourly
Existential dread spikes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own unpublished preprints.
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