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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou built the shovel that is currently digging your own grave.
Architect of your own professional extinction event.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systemic self-obsolescence for the modern worker.
stretchy.youAI▸ AUTODEPRECATE V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant codebases while you sleep
Building automated workflows and training machine learning models for internal company processes. You are the architect of your redundancy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the black-box model hallucinates on a Tuesday morning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts writing your boilerplate functions without human supervision.
Month 3
Automated pipelines now label and clean training data automatically.
Month 6
Management replaces strategy decks with real-time automated performance dashboards.
Month 10
Self-healing code agents fix their own bugs during downtime.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
20 Litres
Coffee consumed per project
4
Models fine-tuned daily
75%
Percentage of work that is meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium API.
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