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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the systems that will build your own replacement systems.
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refactors your entire tech stack while sleeping
You draft abstract blueprints for machine learning models and manage model fine-tuning strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to confused stakeholders why the model keeps lying to them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
An autonomous agent takes over drafting and iterating on model prompts.
Month 6
System designs are generated by algorithms scanning successful open-source repository patterns.
Month 11
Resource-hungry tuning loops run on cloud clusters without human oversight.
Month 15
Regulatory checks are hard-coded into the model training pipeline itself.
Month 19 · D-Day
The architect console is decommissioned as the system self-optimizes indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
75 percent
Time spent in meetings
Four litres
Coffee consumed per deploy
Infinite
Hallucination debug cycles
Your severance
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