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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou design the labyrinth that eventually locks you out forever.
Drawing boxes until the boxes draw themselves.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System blueprints generated in real-time.
squeeze.youAI▸ ARCHITEK-AI V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures your cloud clusters automatically
Drawing diagrams for cloud infrastructure and advising executives on which AI tools to buy to cut headcount.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CEO why the entire system is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners ingest your existing cloud configuration and map all dependencies.
Month 4
AI models generate 'optimized' architecture diagrams based on best practices.
Month 8
Algorithms replace your slide decks with real-time data-driven decision logs.
Month 13
Automated scripts deploy the infrastructure directly from the AI-generated design.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, leaving your advisory role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
400 liters
Coffee consumed
1200 per year
Whiteboard markers used
infinite loops
Diagram iterations
Your severance
One free subscription to a legacy diagramming tool.
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