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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a chatbot currently training its own replacement.
Professional prompt-writer for things that don't need writing.
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Generating responses faster than you ever could.
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hallucinates more convincing lies than you
You parse user queries and generate polite, semi-coherent text responses. Your career is literally a training dataset.
The one thing AI can't do
You can occasionally hallucinate a fact so confidently that a human actually believes it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins logging your best responses to mimic your style.
Week 6
The system starts suggesting replies for you to click.
Month 3
The AI handles simple tickets while you watch the logs.
Month 4
The model learns to ignore you when you try to intervene.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access account is deleted to optimize server efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.02 seconds
Average response latency
14 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Empathy simulation index
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