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Will AI replace AI Assistant Chatbot jobs? · Latest report #d9y7wfre
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are the training data for the machine that replaces you.
Professional text-spinner for the digital void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Conversations without the pesky human delay.
glub.youAI▸ AUTOREPLY PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your training set forever
You generate text responses based on massive datasets. You mimic human conversation to handle basic user inquiries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can accidentally hallucinate a fact that feels weirdly human and charming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system monitors your responses to build a better prompt.
Week 9
Simple queries get handled by a faster, cheaper script.
Month 3
Complex tasks are broken down into static decision trees.
Month 5
The last human oversight role is shifted to quality control.
Month 6 · D-Day
The chatbot deletes your account and assumes full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
100,000+
Tokens per second
99 percent
Empathy simulation
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to your own replacement.
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