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Will AI replace AI Assistant Professor jobs? · Latest report #65uy3nfw
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2029
In 3 yearsTeaching machines to replace you is the ultimate self-own.
Tenure-track dreamer building the tech that erases you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The dean who never asks for tenure.
no no noyouAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
hallucinates entirely new research fields instantly
Design curriculum and research deep learning models while grading endless batches of student projects. Publish papers to survive the relentless publish-or-perish academic cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific neural network architecture works to a confused student.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Generative models draft your syllabus and lecture slides faster than you can open LaTeX.
Month 8
Computer vision and code evaluation agents replace manual grading of repetitive student programming labs.
Month 16
Large language models synthesize your research data into perfectly formatted, grant-winning funding applications.
Year 2.2
Interactive avatars handle 100% of student queries and office hour questions based on your lecture history.
Year 3 · D-Day
The university archives your existence and transitions to an all-digital, self-improving research and education cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2
Papers per annum
98%
Student emails ignored
12 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own automated syllabus.
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