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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are literally coding the shovel you will eventually be buried with.
Senior Manager (mostly jargon, emotionally tied to ROI slides)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your own replacement at hyper-speed.
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deletes your entire department during lunch
You oversee AI implementation and process automation. You spend days debating efficiency and worrying about future technical debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still vaguely explain to stakeholders why the budget was wasted in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system logs your workflows as training data for itself.
Month 5
Automated tools suggest process changes that you unknowingly approve.
Month 10
AI starts signing off on vendor contracts without your input.
Month 15
The machine generates your quarterly reports while you watch helplessly.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for your own exit interview.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
82%
Time spent in meetings
94%
AI ROI predictions wrong
12 per year
Automation project failures
Your severance
A one-month license for the AI that replaced you.
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