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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are building the very gallows that will host your neck.
Expert in making scripts that inevitably require manual maintenance.
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Automating the automators into early retirement
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You wire together APIs to automate simple tasks. Soon, the AI will just write the glue code itself.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a prompt is hallucinating a solution that will break production.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI starts suggesting your entire automation script based on intent.
Week 7
Diagnostic agents fix API connection errors without your input.
Month 4
Systems refine their own logic by observing production failure rates.
Month 5
The need for glue code disappears as platforms natively integrate.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked by the new manager.
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