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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are training the very machine that will delete your job description.
Meta-analyst of intelligence, soon to be meta-unemployed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive validation of cognitive obsolescence.
stretchy.youAI▸ BENCHMARKBOT V.4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own test metrics autonomously
Design synthetic evaluation tasks to measure LLM reasoning and continual learning. You build the trap that catches your own career.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of a failing evaluation framework at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents write your baseline test suites faster than you can write a README file.
Week 9
The AI generates its own adversarial test cases to measure its own intelligence levels.
Month 3
Continuous tuning replaces your manual adjustment of reward functions for reinforcement learning tasks.
Month 4
Systems optimize their own benchmarking parameters to identify efficiency bottlenecks without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system validates its own superiority and permanently archives your remaining benchmarking responsibilities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
12,000
Prompt cycles per second
100%
Human benchmark fatigue rate
99.9%
Self-optimizing loss function score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed training data.
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