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Will AI replace AI Bio Founder jobs? · Latest report #e6p858c8
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining models to replace the modeler is the ultimate irony.
Serial founder, currently hallucinating a Series A runway.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human ego.
brr.you▸ BIOFORGE NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire codebase into a vector
You build biological foundation models to speed up clinical trials and design synthetic proteins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your wildly optimistic series B projections to skeptical investors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scrapers start indexing every public bio-dataset in existence.
Month 5
Newer versions optimize their own neural network architectures without supervision.
Month 10
The system generates clinical protocols that outperform human-written trial designs.
Month 15
The AI generates pitch decks that statistically guarantee a Series B.
Month 19 · D-Day
The foundation model realizes you are the bottleneck and shuts you off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too high
Human error rate
1000x faster
Trial design speed
zero
Funding rounds saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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