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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a prompt engineer with a biology degree.
Professional prompt writer for expensive biology-themed software.
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Science without the human scientific method.
bzzt.you▸ BIOSYNTH ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates grant writing and therapeutic discovery
You translate biological hypotheses into algorithmic tasks for model training. You babysit agents that generate molecular designs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which of the AI's garbage theories deserves a real grant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
One unified model replaces your sprawling network of agents.
Month 6
Models begin generating their own hypotheses from updated databases.
Month 11
Machine learning filters out your manual data-cleaning errors.
Month 15
Algorithms write and verify results faster than humans read.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all research operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 percent
Agent hallucination rate
88 percent
Biological wet-lab failures
99 percent
Papers written by agents
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a GPU cloud provider.
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