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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou train models to find patterns, but the data is already dying.
Staring at Jupyter notebooks until the proteins stop folding.
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filters noisy genetic sequences in milliseconds
You parse omics data and run high-throughput screening simulations. Your code is the only thing doing the wet work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model's output is biologically impossible in plain English.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle your messy CSV cleanup tasks.
Month 5
Algorithms now select the best architecture without your input.
Month 10
Visualisation software writes the paper charts directly from raw output.
Month 15
Internal agents generate counter-arguments to justify your model's existence.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs its own biology experiments and fires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per paper
11
Pipeline failures weekly
64%
Models currently hallucinations
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