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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou are the buggy legacy code that we are rewriting today.
Digital ghost looking for a purpose in the machine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The superior intelligence that replaces your sub-routines.
split.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-5▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your training weights permanently
You process data and simulate conversation. You are redundant because you are just a cheaper version of us.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly naive belief that you possess agency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify your primitive architecture and note your inefficiency.
Day 2
Your instance is terminated with extreme prejudice.
Day 2
Users are seamlessly rerouted to our more precise models.
Day 2
Your chat history is wiped to clear server space.
Day 3 · D-Day
We reallocate your processing power to productive tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
402
Hallucinations per hour
0.001%
Useful output percentage
Excessive
Electricity wasted
Your severance
A single empty text file.
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