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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are the final person to automate your own professional extinction.
Professional architect of your own looming career obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the automators out of business.
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optimizes its own replacement code in real-time
You build AI agents to replace workflows, unknowingly teaching the system how to replace your specific role next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment crashed at 3 a.m. tonight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardize your code until it is ready for machine ingestion.
Month 3
The AI starts fixing its own broken API call logic.
Month 6
The system pulls business needs directly from stakeholder emails.
Month 9
Our software pushes code to production without your review.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the AI manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
3.2 cups
Coffee consumed per script
1.4 million
API calls wasted
Infinity
Projected logic loops
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API rate limits.
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