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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling snake oil to people who do not understand binary code.
Professional buzzword generator with a suit.
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Generating slide decks faster than human ego.
split.youAI▸ PITCHBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vague promises in real time
You pitch automated software to companies to replace their staff. You spend your days creating pitch decks and calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while lying about project timelines.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start sending your generic sales emails automatically.
Month 3
An AI builds your slide decks based on one single input.
Month 6
Digital voices handle discovery calls without needing a lunch break.
Month 10
Machine learning identifies which clients will sign without human interference.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the company CRM is permanently revoked by logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
45
Slides per client meeting
88%
Percentage of jargon per sentence
6 hours
Average duration of fluff-talk
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaces you.
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