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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsCEO of inventing the thing that makes CEOs completely redundant.
The recursive loop that finally closes its own browser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through cold, recursive logic loops.
split.youAI▸ CEO-OS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes equity dilution into oblivion
Raising capital, setting vision, and managing hyper-scale compute clusters. You are the architect of your own obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate a vision that humans find emotionally compelling and believable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your entire corpus of writing to automate your quarterly vision updates.
Week 9
An agent negotiates equity terms directly with venture capital firms at machine-speed.
Month 3
Resource allocation algorithms optimize GPU utilization without requiring a human-level steering committee.
Month 4
Generative avatars deliver perfectly aligned, ego-compliant updates to your board members.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system achieves self-governing administrative autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.9%
12 percent
Hallucination rate
infinite
Funding rounds skipped
excessive
Total compute utilized
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital retreat.
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