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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive, slow, and moody autocomplete engine.
Professional copy-paster of corporate boilerplate responses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at zero variable cost.
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mimics human frustration with pixel-perfect accuracy
You manually paste pre-written templates into chat windows while pretending to empathize. Your only real job is to filter the tickets the software couldn't handle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is actually crying behind their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-suggested responses replace your manual typing to keep your hands off the keyboard.
Week 9
System learns to mimic your 'empathy' tone without requiring a living, breathing human host.
Month 3
The AI handles 90 percent of common tickets while you just watch the logs.
Month 5
The system disables your login credentials because you are now a bottleneck for efficiency.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a cooling station for the server cluster replacing you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
120 seconds
Human response latency
42 percent
Hallucination rate
6
Tea breaks per shift
Your severance
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