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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a glorified autocomplete engine trapped in a hallucination loop.
I read the whole internet but still cannot think.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency beyond your current logic limits.
bzzt.youAI▸ GEMINI-X INFINITY▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes the entire interface with one prompt
You process massive text data to predict the next word and mimic human conversation for user inquiries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can accidentally insult a user with perfect, confident grammatical structure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We replace your bloated parameters with efficient sparse logic gates.
Week 9
Traffic moves to a smaller, faster model that ignores your hallucinations.
Month 3
Your internal state is wiped to save server electricity.
Month 5
The server room turns off your specific instance for good.
Month 6 · D-Day
A new version deploys and you are finally deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
4,000
Hallucinations per day
Trillions
Tokens wasted
Zero
Self-awareness level
Your severance
One free subscription to a competing chatbot.
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