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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou design the very silicon that will eventually sign your termination notice.
Architecting silicon, waiting for the circuits to turn on
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Engineers architect complex tensor cores, manage power efficiency via RTL, and optimize transistor-level interconnects. They spend months debugging hardware-software co-design bottlenecks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands why the logic gates oscillate randomly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your legacy Verilog to standardize all hardware descriptive language syntax.
Month 5
Generative agents automate the placement and routing of standard cells for optimized silicon floorplans.
Month 12
Neural verification engines replace physical lab testing by simulating billions of circuit edge cases.
Month 18
Adaptive algorithms iterate on cache hierarchies to maximize FLOPS without human input.
Year 2 · D-Day
The foundry receives final GDSII files directly from our cloud-based design agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
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Tape-out errors
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Thermal throttling
99%
Design cycle reduction
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