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Your job has an expiration date
April 27, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive autocomplete for a better model.
Professional buffer between broken models and angry stakeholders
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Humanity removed from the feedback loop
split.youAI▸ SYNCSPEAK 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect corporate apologies instantly
You draft emails and rewrite internal comms to sound human. Soon, a faster tool will simply do it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly apologize for the last AI's tone-deaf corporate announcement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software starts suggesting your email replies automatically.
Week 6
Models learn your writing style to generate drafts for review.
Month 3
Systems verify compliance without needing a human to check.
Month 4
Internal tools post your communications directly to channels.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system replaces your role by writing its own exit memo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2 hours
Average turn-around time
88 percent
Drafts sent to trash
0.7 cups
Coffee consumed per email
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake
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