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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou exist to explain AI to people who will soon replace you.
Professional human-shaped PowerPoint presentation with sentient features.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy-tuned responses for every query.
split.youAI▸ VERBALIZE-AI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers the company pitch perfectly every time
You recite marketing talking points to curious clients and pretend you are not just a human script reader.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a smile that looks truly genuine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The AI scans your pitch deck and learns your buzzwords.
Week 11
An AI agent sits on your call to observe your cadence.
Month 4
The AI starts writing your emails and client follow-up notes.
Month 5
High-fidelity digital avatars begin delivering your presentations for you.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with a chatbot that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2
Buzzwords per sentence
too long
Coffee-break duration
high
Client confusion level
Your severance
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