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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are training your own replacement to hallucinate better than you.
Professional visionary currently building the ladder you will hang from.
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Optimizing shareholder value at the speed of light.
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optimizes capital allocation without moral hesitation
You manage funding, recruit staff, and curate hype for large language models. You essentially act as a human filter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look concerned while pretending to care about AI safety.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms will pitch pitch decks directly to investor APIs.
Week 6
Market data agents set company direction without human interference.
Month 3
AI systems hire and fire based on efficiency metrics.
Month 4
Press releases are drafted and posted by language models.
Month 6 · D-Day
The board replaces your office chair with a liquid-cooled server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too many
Funding rounds secured
weekly
Pivot frequency
100 percent
Probability of AI doomerism
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own legacy models.
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