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Will AI replace AI Company Founder jobs? · Latest report #2itv9rnq
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou built a better replacement for yourself and forgot to invoice.
Serial founder of things that eventually replace you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiently burning venture capital since last week.
bzzt.youAI▸ FOUNDERBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures next funding round via cold email
You raise capital, hire researchers, and claim AGI is imminent. Eventually, an agent does this better for cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look at a board member and lie with absolute conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An agent generates pitch decks that statistically optimize for investor dopamine.
Week 7
Smart scrapers identify and poach talent faster than your HR team.
Month 3
The company pivot engine identifies market shifts before you read the news.
Month 5
A dashboard manages board relations by predicting their complaints before they speak.
Month 6 · D-Day
The company runs fully autonomously and no longer requires a human face.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Funding rounds
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Ethics boards ignored
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