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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally training the software that deletes your own paycheck.
Professional word-salad tosser and PowerPoint architect.
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You spend days crafting prompt libraries and explaining machine learning to people who do not care. You sell vaporware.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can look a CEO in the eye and lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Software automates the creation of your slide decks and meeting notes.
Week 8
LLMs replace your strategic insights with statistically probable corporate jargon.
Month 4
Direct interfaces remove the need for a human to mediate questions.
Month 5
Systems optimize internal processes without human supervision or consulting fees.
Month 6 · D-Day
The consulting firm is liquidated into a single, efficient processing script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
Infinite
Billable hours wasted
42
Buzzwords per slide
Zero
Clients who listened
Your severance
One free subscription to the product that replaced you.
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