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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou build the tools that will eventually delete your own paycheck.
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Policy and pipelines without the human bias.
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automates policy compliance across all client accounts
You build data pipelines and write internal AI policies for consulting firms. You spend your life explaining complex systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate standard ethics policies faster than you can.
Week 10
Automated scripts detect and fix pipeline errors without human intervention.
Month 5
Chatbots now translate client gibberish into technical tasks directly.
Month 7
Models generate the glue code for your data integrations.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-sustaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
12 weekly
Meaningless policy revisions
99.2 percent
Pipeline uptime percentage
Your severance
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