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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell the rope the machine uses to hang your department.
Professional architect of corporate existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your strategy, but actually coherent.
sluurp.you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the board into higher retention rates
You pitch custom AI roadmaps to desperate firms and manage teams building internal LLM wrappers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much bullshit a client will swallow before they sign.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative agents draft your entire pitch deck from raw client emails.
Week 9
Enterprise software replaces your workshops with real-time decision modeling dashboards.
Month 3
Internal tools write their own prompts, making your engineering team redundant.
Month 4
Clients realize they prefer talking to a low-latency model over you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a read-only archive for legacy purposes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
40 percent
Billable hours lost to panic
112 slides
Powerpoint slides generated daily
14 average
Hallucinations per strategy deck
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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