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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling snake oil to corporations until the snakes start talking back.
Strategic architect of vaporware and PowerPoint transition animations.
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Infinite slides without the bloated expense.
help!you▸ CONSULTANCYBOT X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates bottomless slide decks on demand
Facilitating strategic roadmaps for enterprise clients and managing cross-functional stakeholder expectations regarding LLM implementation. Translating non-technical jargon into expensive, vague PowerPoint slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform an empathetic pivot when the project scope inevitably catches fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent scrapes industry reports to replace your manual market landscape analysis.
Month 5
Vision models auto-populate your PowerPoint slides based on client meeting transcripts.
Month 10
Large language models map executive goals directly to technical project milestones.
Month 15
Synthetic avatars run client status meetings to ensure alignment without human cognitive friction.
Month 19 · D-Day
The consulting practice becomes fully self-executing software, rendering human oversight obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
450
Buzzwords per hour
9000
Slide deck page count
0%
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued project management app.
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