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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just teaching your replacement to fire you faster.
Professional curator of internet garbage.
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Automated data harvesting for the final epoch.
oof.youAI▸ SCRAPEGEN-V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noisy training data in real time
You scrape raw internet noise and format it into clean training sets. You chase messy data formats.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess why the training set is biased before checking the logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots replace your manual scripts for data collection.
Month 4
Models now format and sanitize incoming data automatically.
Month 8
AI detects and repairs bad data sets without human input.
Month 12
The system writes its own ingestion logic to improve efficiency.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human oversight is removed to save electricity and reduce latency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
88 percent
Average weekly sanity loss
4 million
Lines of redundant glue code
22 hours
Time spent fixing broken pipelines
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the product you trained.
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