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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling snake oil to people who do not know what it is.
Professional dream-seller with a spreadsheet full of false hope.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pipeline management for zero-human-error sales cycles.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends cold emails that mimic human desperation
Cold calling leads and overpromising on hallucinating models. You spend your life chasing CRM quotas and empty promises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers identify leads faster than you can blink.
Month 4
AI sends emails that feel suspiciously human.
Month 8
Synthesized voices handle all the basic product questions.
Month 12
Logic engines negotiate terms without human ego involved.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your CRM credentials expire while you are on lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
98 percent
Average rejection rate
4000 monthly
Meaningless buzzwords spoken
Infinity
Emails sent to spam
Your severance
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