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Your job has an expiration date
December 21, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining the machine to delete your entire career in real-time.
Professional architect of own unemployment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated recursive security and logic cycles.
squeeze.youAI▸ OMNIMODEL V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own code without sleeping
You build models and secure pipelines, essentially teaching software how to replace your own desk and brain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if the model is hallucinating based on a weird gut feeling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start identifying your bugs before you even save.
Month 4
Autonomous security bots patch vulnerabilities faster than you can blink.
Month 8
Your model tuning tasks are now handled by recursive optimization loops.
Month 12
LLMs produce better manuals than you ever did without complaints.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400 liters
Coffee consumed per project
Infinite
Models training in parallel
Zero (by AI)
Lines of code written
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium GPU cloud provider.
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