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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a middleman for a machine that wants your desk.
Professional bridge between engineers and management, soon to be gone.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last deployment you will ever need.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEPLOYBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated passive-aggressive status updates
You coordinate software rollouts and explain how to use new tools to people who already hate them.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can apologize when the deployment breaks everything at 4:55 PM.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and agents rewrite your documentation in real time.
Week 6
Algorithms close your tickets before you can even assign them.
Month 3
Synthetic avatars deliver all your updates to empty conference rooms.
Month 4
AI models process user complaints without needing you to mediate.
Month 6 · D-Day
The deployment tool removes your access to the company server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
24
meetings endured per week
412
slides created without purpose
0.01%
actual technical input
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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