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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very shovel that buries your own career.
Architect of your own eventual obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing infrastructure for the post-human era.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUTODEPLOY V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously rewrites your entire configuration schema
You wire together LLM APIs and wrap them in containers for fragile production environments. Your work is temporary.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production environment crashed at 3am due to human error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin auto-correcting your configuration files.
Month 4
Deployment pipelines now resolve their own dependency conflicts.
Month 8
AI-driven load balancers eliminate your manual tuning work.
Month 12
The cluster restarts itself before you get the alert.
Month 14 · D-Day
The last human-written commit is deleted from the repo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.99%
Average uptime
12,400
Engineers displaced
0.02 USD
Cost per deployment
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's API.
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