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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are literally training the machine that will hold your termination meeting.
Professional architect of your own career obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing model architecture for autonomous systems
squeeze.you▸ AUTODEPLY-OMNI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your repository during the lunch break
You manage model fine-tuning, integration pipelines, and server-side deployment cycles. You spend your life fixing hallucinations and chasing dependency conflicts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which chaotic edge case will break the production build tonight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify your most repetitive CLI tasks for automation script generation.
Month 3
An agent begins proactively patching dependency errors faster than you can type.
Month 6
The system assumes control over your CI/CD pipelines to bypass human oversight.
Month 9
The AI monitors itself, rendering your manual drift evaluation role redundant.
Month 12 · D-Day
The infrastructure is fully autonomous and your login credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99%
Prompt latency reduction
Infinite
Dependency hell avoided
Zero
Human input required
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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