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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet for things that replace everyone else.
Strategizing the machines that will inevitably delete your login.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your automation proposals faster.
bzzt.you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite pivot tables from thin air
You draft slide decks to justify automation ROI and coordinate cross-departmental AI integration timelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to executives with a straight face during a budget cut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
The AI scrapes your entire presentation archive for historical patterns.
Week 5
Slide generation models replace your weekly status reporting tasks.
Month 3
A planning algorithm generates better cost-benefit analysis than you.
Month 4
Automated scripts sync workflows directly, skipping your manual oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to review your own redundancy strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
450 decks
Slides produced per day
82 per minute
Average buzzwords per meeting
11 percent
Time spent questioning reality
Your severance
A one-year subscription to ChatGPT Professional.
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