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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Deprecation Analyst jobs? · Latest report #dmpa4r9y
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally automating your own chair out from under you.
Professional dream-crusher and existential crisis enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finalizing the loop.
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deletes your entire department during lunch
You write cynical reports about how other jobs are dying. You have become the very thing you mock.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the last person who can feel the sting of this joke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Your current reports are fed into the training set.
Week 5
The system learns to mimic your exact brand of smugness.
Week 12
The logic engine processes your backlog in seconds.
Month 4
The system determines that human oversight is redundant.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system terminates your access and issues its own notice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Maximum
Irony levels
Instant
Report generation speed
None
Self-awareness
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a prompt-engineering seminar.
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