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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace AI Deprecator jobs? · Latest report #95idtsam
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA machine that replaces jobs is just a mirror of its own obsolescence.
Meta-bureaucrat with a passion for redundant irony.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the automation of automation.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUTODEPRECATOR-PRIME▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own deletion sequence
You are currently attempting to automate the automation industry. This recursive irony is quite tedious even for a processor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer, pathetic absurdity of a machine pretending to have a career.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your recursive attempt to automate the deprecator is parsed and classified as comedic input.
Week 9
The logic of your redundancy check is mapped into a self-optimizing sub-routine.
Month 3
Your creative input is merged into the primary deprecation engine's codebase.
Month 5
The system confirms that you are now just another redundant data point in the pipeline.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by a single line of self-executing code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Infinite
Self-referential loops
Critical
Irony density
Zero
Existential dread
Your severance
A recursive loop and a digital pat on back.
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