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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Designer jobs? · Latest report #98xetbwr
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just teaching the machine how to replace your own desk.
Senior Prompt-Slinger (expert in AI hallucination curation)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Design refined by pure recursive logic.
toast.youAI▸ SYNTHARTIST PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes aesthetic latent spaces while you sleep
You generate prompts, refine model outputs, and curate datasets to train AI models. You spend hours adjusting latent parameters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model chose a specific, bizarre color palette at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms begin testing thousands of prompt variations to find optimal output.
Month 3
Smart agents auto-scrub your training sets for bias and errors.
Month 6
AI models now rank their own quality against established design rules.
Month 10
Neural nets dynamically adjust their own latent parameters without human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes generating its own design language and ignores you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42
Prompt hallucinations per hour
3.5
Coffee consumption in liters
999
Meaningless aesthetic iterations
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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