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December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are currently busy building the thing that deletes you tomorrow.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your code editor starts suggesting entire functions before you think.
Month 3
Automated agents start handling all your grunt-work refactoring tasks.
Month 6
Systems begin testing and fixing their own bugs without humans.
Month 9
Neural nets start generating their own efficient hardware configurations.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes its final update and closes your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Coffee consumed per commit
60 percent
Time spent fixing syntax
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