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December 28, 2027
In 14 monthsYou hire robots to build robots that will eventually fire you.
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You oversee AI model integration into retail operations and data pipelines. You manage internal strategy and vendor software deployments.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the production server is named after a cat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scripts start cleaning your messy training data inputs.
Month 4
Smart agents start drafting the monthly strategy reports for you.
Month 8
Autonomous agents directly negotiate and renew contracts with vendors.
Month 12
AI systems begin presenting their own growth strategies to executives.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system determines your role is an inefficient intermediary link.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,200
Strategy meetings survived
12
AI models hallucinated
89,000
Slide decks generated
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