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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently busy automating your own exit from the company.
Senior SDLC-optimizer, currently building your own digital tomb.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing infrastructure for a post-human SDLC.
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deletes redundant branches while you sleep
You build pipelines to optimize workflows you will soon be evicted from. Your code exists to delete your own relevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why the legacy repo requires a blood sacrifice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Agent observes your commit habits to document every workflow nuance you perform daily.
Week 8
System begins running parallel deployments, silently outperforming your manual configuration scripts.
Month 3
Automated agents replace your brittle build scripts with self-healing, adaptive infrastructure logic.
Month 5
AI handles Jira ticket routing and environment resolution without human intervention or meeting overhead.
Month 6 · D-Day
System removes your access credentials and pushes final code to production while you clear desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 per sprint
Pipelines broken
too many
Tickets closed
0.01 percent
Self-reflection depth
Your severance
A decommissioned GPU cluster and a firm goodbye.
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