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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsTraining models to simulate the same failures you call science.
Optimizer of latent spaces, killer of clinical budgets.
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autogenerates million-molecule synthesis reports overnight
You iterate on molecular docking simulations and refine neural architectures to predict novel drug-target binding affinities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which edge-case biological anomaly makes a model hallucinate a cure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your proprietary research databases get ingested into our training set.
Month 6
The system begins suggesting lead candidates for your review.
Month 13
Simulation loops replace your manual architecture tuning and optimization.
Month 18
The machine generates the executive summary slides for your board.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The login credentials for your workstation are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 milliseconds
Average prediction latency
High
Human error probability
12 billion
Annual compute budget
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based GPU clusters.
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