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Will AI replace AI Enablement Partner jobs? · Latest report #3ju2u8s4
Your job has an expiration date
April 27, 2027
In 6 monthsYou teach machines to replace you while calling it progress.
Helping companies fire people since the last model release.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last consultant you will ever need.
blub.you▸ AUTOPARTNER V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
uninstalls human oversight permanently
You facilitate workshops to integrate AI tools and optimize team workflows for adoption. You essentially automate your own exits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the model hallucinated.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your internal library is scraped by a better, faster model.
Week 8
The AI monitors its own usage and self-corrects internal workflows.
Month 3
The software talks directly to engineering without your translation layer.
Month 5
The model generates its own adoption metrics for the board.
Month 6 · D-Day
You receive a polite email explaining your role is now automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12 sessions
Workshops scheduled weekly
400 files
Prompt libraries managed
0.1 seconds
Actual AI implementation time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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